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Aussie karen once said “american roads are second to none”…at first I was thinking how I had to laugh at her statement…then I started thinking that only old people would use the phrase “second to none”…
didn’t she live in Denver…everyone I know from Denver (cept for company people) are jerks….2,0…..

what is the § symol on my deutsch keyboard…I don’t think i’ve ever seen that symbol before…someone please tell me what it is…

la la la la
la la la li
all of god’s children they all have to die
(nick cave)

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I can always tell what kind of day it was by what percentage of chess games I beat the computer at…normally it’s about 60% of the time I win…tonight I’ve lost 5 games in a row….I haven’t won yet….must’ve been a great day!

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it might be a bit sad to think that all I’ll probably ever accomplish in life is to help an old lady across the street or make a stupid joke that makes someone laugh…then I think…Oh yeah…existentialism rocks!!! and all of the sudden birds are singing and clowns are juggling midget poo…

Dinner with colleagues tonight
Tina: I told Veronique that you were taking a language class
veronique: oh he must have met someone
as if…we all know germans are all communists that hate americans….

no gray hairs for a week at least!!!!

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Saw broken Flowers this wekeend
my summary of every jim jarmousch movie I’ve seen

man has crisis
man is confused by crisis
Man goes on journey
nothing happens (series of semi random events)
Man is confused by semi random events
movie ends
audience is confused by movie.
it’s kind of like this page…

This guys an idiot, but it’s about Portland…jerks…
http://www.slate.com/id/2173729/

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the greatest thing about a german keyboard is that I can make a smiley face with just one key ö

If only I could make an effort to do ascii art…then I would truly be cool…
or just call me Jöse, cuz that would make me cool too.

text conversation tonight:
Squires 2.0: I just got you a ticket for the concert in Nachleben on sunday night, got matt one too, you are a jerk btw.
Me: Why am I a jerk…jerk…
2.0: cause u just are. aren’t we all jerks, just as we’re all actors on a stage right? or maybe were all dead jerks jerking around and…dying
me: I thought I was about to be stimulated then i realized I was bored…shiny red ball. what were we talking about. how’s ur mom…ooh I can spell mom with one key.

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Is it really September?

apparently I tried to make up a new word today  Ubertag….
fine….
ubermorgen oda uber ubermorgen oda uber uber uber morgen is OK, but ubertag is not……phhhhhhtttttt

since I believe everything I’m told here’s what I learned this week:
The french are all communists. big bird is their president and George bush is the greatest president of the US so far. however Hillary Clinton is the reincarnation of jesus and no doubt jesus will make a better president than GW Bush…anyone who does not agree with me is an idiot and I don’t want to talk to you.

Phong: “my friends pooing!” (comment made to stranger in the bathroom)

Phil: “The English are effeminate by nature”

Here’s a couple pics from the Eintracht football game…

I’m going to France in a week and a half!!!

The US apparently has a rugby team…huh….they play eng u lund today in the rugby world cup….huh!!!!

Squires 2.0: America can burn in hell, but I feel that the rugby team really needs our support.
well said mate…lets put on our well hidden american flag shirts and go be boisterous in our support of the US Rugby team….what could possibly go wrong?

I got a language lesson at Starbucks…it’s like they’re tired of me speaking english to them…haarrrummmpphhhh.
and for anyone that cares yes I will be starting a deutsch class next month…so excited…

another word I learned this week…mist….makes me think of gorillas in the mist…which  makes me think of gorillas that throw poo…which makes me think of Bandon…which makes me think of Coos bay…which makes me want to see the Ocean…

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yeah it’s been a while…didn’t have internet at home for a few weeks. Unfortunately I have nothing exciting to share.

the eintracht football game was fun. It wasn’t as boring as I was told it would be…

Liverpool won 6-0 last weekend.

I have a vote for the new dad…at least the best cantidate so far…

two gallants are the best band I’ve heard in a while…Listened to one of their albums 4 times in one day…that’s how I know a band is good.

Sanne has gone to France. ((((( look at my sad face…however I checked flights tonight and the’re much cheaper than expected…

what’s the deal with people who stand in front of the tram doors ready to get on who don’t even bother to look and see if anyone is getting off…is it so hard to look through the door and see if there’s anyone ready to get off…think about something besdies yourselves you jerks!!!!

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