There is an old Ukranian proverb…

Eat breakfast with your enemies, lunch with your friends, and give away your dinner.

My temporary Ukranian roomate told me this while feeding me chocolate, cheese, crackers and fruit for breakfast this morning…

The insects and lizards are plentiful and scary in Italia.

I went to the Italian consulate in Frankfurt yesterday then hopped on the bus to Hahn. The consulate was cool and aside from the angry italians trying to get in (through a metal detector and only one family at a time!!!) the highlight was probably that Lucio was there as well. He’s a Brazilian footballer who is transferring from Bayern-Munich to Inter-Milan. I guess he needs a visa as well to get into the country. Ah visas…the great equalizer.

I think that 2,0 has left the country. He will be missed. He did give us lots of stuff. Now I’m reading his books, and we have a drill and vacuum. Good luck with P.h.d. and North Carolina.
Come back soon!

to a German a “couple” means 5…as in can I have a couple (FIVE) paper towels

So after  a 9 year absence I’ve gone back to the Dr. He referred me to 3 other doctors for various ailments. Which means I’ve had a boatload of appointments lately. I think I made one Dr’s day today. He wants to cut. Not anytime soon dude! Anyways the specialist Dr. again referred me to another Dr.I have another appointment tomorrow (1 days notice).
I’m quite impressed with the Deutsch healthcare system. It’s very good. The Dr’s apparently get their “Dr. schooling” in English, so having me as a patient no problem for them. They have mostly been pleasant to deal with and the system seems to be working well.
…and since it’s such a big issue in the states – I pay about 14% for my health care here. I’ve no idea if the company also pitches in (I kind of doubt it), but coverage is mandatory and automatic when you start a job (or if you don’t have a job). Same in Italy. No editorializing to be found from me today…I feel like I should, but I smell food so I don’t have the strength to waste writing…

Finally hitting the Italian consulate on Wednesday to get a work permit put into my passport. Immediately after I’ll be off to Italy in the afternoon. Coming back the following Tuesday to again immediately head off to somewhere in the Netherlands for a weekend sailing trip. Looking forward to this. I’ve never been proper sailing, so this will be good.

Final score: Boredom 1, CricketzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzz

I’ve never been a fan of american baseball. I always refer to it as an “East Coast Game”. In my own head I’m making fun of baseball and old people who live on the east coast at the same time, but after watching test cricket I have to say baseball is the greatest game ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…or at least the greatest game that america bastardized from the brits.

So we currently have England and Australia playing “The Ashes”. Which is a cricket test match that apparently goes for 5 straight days.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_ashes

it’s even more boring than this entry… 🙂

you get on that horse, you gotta ride it!!!

So I’ve been thinking lately of the whole process of finding a new (to you) band and then attempting to describe that new band to like minded friends….As far as I can tell there are two schools of thought in describing a band…Either
A) Make up genre to describe the new band. i.e. “Hillbilly funk metal” (Primus) or “Preware calypso blues” (C.W. Stoneking).
or
B) Describe the influnces to make it sound like a perfect union of two completely unrelated bands. i.e.
They sound like the Reverend Horton Heat crossed with Wolfmother…

Now it’s entirely possible that you hate the Reverend Horton Heat and you hate Wolfmother, so you have to modify your description to meet your friends tastes (or suffer their confused looks), but it never ends up working correctly because the combos are usually unimaginable or unlikeable. Though the resulting band is probably better than the sum of it’s 2 parts (is this gestalt?)…

You can choose to take this to a further extreme…i.e.
Imagine if Hank Williams and Sublime had a baby, and at the same time the Pogues and Queens of the Stone Age had a baby and then the offspring of those two bands combined to have a baby…who had a crazy Nick Cave like uncle who influenced them as a child and then they grew up and….(you get the idea).

It still never ends up right and you just have to listen to a band to understand them…

So since neither of my formulas work you just have to take my word for it and listen to a band when I recommend them 😉

I better just go back to writing about midgets in wheelchairs…or the weather….or smoting….

…and so now the weather…It rains every night. I think it’s rained every day for about the past month. What kind of summer is this?

oh now that my site is fixed i can update…

Matt: I was getting tired of looking at your last entry.

Mom: Where are you and where are you writing your blog? What’s up with not writing?

Julia: Your blog is boring. Insult somebody.

the triathlon is really hindering my ability to order pizza.

I guess the big triathlon is the european championship or something. I think if they put the swimming part at the end I would be much more inclined to be interested. If there was a chance that someone was going to cramp up and drown (or at least need a dramatic rescue) it would be more exciting.

It’s been very very hot and humid all week. Thunderstorms occur pretty much every day which cools things down for about 2 and half minutes, then it’s back to just being sticky again. This much humidity is not a good recipe for healthy sleeping.

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CSS, you are annoying me.

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