new words I learned this week…

pedal=pedale
exterminator=sterminatore
hardware store=ferramenta
free=gratis

I was wandering around looking for a bike shop yesterday (for my broken pedals) and found a hole in the wall old bike shop (it had no sign and two bike tires hanging up by the door). I didn’t know the word for pedal at this point, but after determining that the ancient geezer in there didn’t speak english I pointed at a bikes pedals and he said “pedale”. Another easy word. He sold me two for 10€ and I went back home then figured out the one wrench I have would not work I had to go find a hardware store. So I left again. Went to the hardware store and they dug around for a bit and then sent me to a different bike shop. The dude in the bike shop let me take the tool home and fix my pedals. I came back in about 20 minutes and gave it back. He didn’t charge me anything (gratis).

It got me thinking again how in Deutsch a lot of the little words (with, and, is, where) are similar to english, but the bigger words have little correlation to english. This means for a native english speaker learning Deutsch it’s easy to learn to speak like a 3 year old, but speaking like a 12 year old will come sooner in Italian than in Deutsch. The bigger words in Italian are more often similar to the ones in english.

I had a kebap for thanksgiving…mmmm

Whilst riding home tonight my pedal broke. I was about a third of the way home, and riding a bike with only one pedal is like being an ankle amputee trying to ride a bike. There is a method…actually I found three methods and alternated between them. Since you’re using different muscles for each one tires easily…but I guess that’s one more skill mastered…or confronted.
The pedal seems stripped so I’m not sure if I can actually replace the pedals or not. Oh well. I’ll chalk it up to immigrant life (school of hard knocks – third grade).

My landlady keeps joking with me cuz I always say “it’s not so important”…referring to a small gas in the stove (I haven’t used the stove yet – thus it’s not so important), and the fridge is broken (I don’t cook, and don’t really use the fridge – thus it’s not so important). Being a foreigner just requires some great amount of flexibility.

Friday the 13th…Part 35

not so much in a writing mood, but I guess I’d better before I forget the weekend…

Thursday night rented a van after work and started driving up towards Frankoforte. Drove about 3 hours to just before the swiss border and then drove around looking for a hotel. Found one for only 45eur so took it. I managed to scrape my rental van on the teeny tiny entrance to the parking area which worries me all weekend and even today.
Celebrated the coming of my birthday by sleeping through it, then get up in the  morning and continue on to swiss cheese land (my first visit). Italy has toll roads (the real freeways are tolls. If you want to drive backroads and take 23 times longer you can feel free to skip the toll, but only fools and guys riding bikes whilst wearing uniforms do that sort of thing), but in Swissville you pay a  one time a year fee for a sticker that goes in your window and I guess would be considered a toll as well (but this one is mandatory). I did that and continue driving through swissburg.
Now as I said I’ve never been to Swissland, and never had any desire to go, but WOW! It is a gorgeous place. Driving around the bottoms of the mountains and seeing the lakes, and mountains, and fall leaves was pretty amazing. I took absolutely no pictures, but if I had a car, a week and some cash I would go spend 7 nights in 7 cities.
With the help of many red bulls I push on and arrive to Frankfurt about 4PM. Drop off a load of laundry at kats and then we hit the wine market. It was a typical Friday afternoon. Bumped into a few people at the market…it was as if I’d never left…and I was hoping that life had stopped when I left, but alas the world continues… 🙂
Went to Waxes after and then Kat’s for Joeys…someone ordered wrong and we only got 2 pizzas which was not enough as Pete was in da haus! We tried ordering more pizza at 11:05, but Joeys was closed, so Pete volunteered to make us cheese and ham sandwiches until we ran out of ham…Well done though Pete. The sammiches were tasty! Happy birthday to me!!!
Actually once again only 1 person in Germany remembers when my birthday is…that always seems to happen :). Both my parents write me emails on Sunday to wish me happy day.

Saturday go to Ikea and load up the van. Then rush over to Matt’s…Driving around Frankfurt was horrible. It’s really strange to know a town by public transport, and then have to drive in it. Even worse when the town has subways. You sort of lose all sense of direction when you ride the subways regularly…anyways…Driving around Bergerstrasse was the worst…but I made it eventually. We watch that horribly boring Ireland footy team (ok. On this evening they were fairly entertaining I guess), and order pizza…cuz as we all know – you can’t get pizza in Italy!
I dropped my tv on it’s head while opening the back door of the van looking for clothes…This also stresses me out for the rest of the weekend…

Have lunch with Julia and then watch Couples Retreat at the english theatre. Good closure that! Nice choice…Go to Saffas for Mexican night! Pete is the king of green chile sauce! Nice job Pete! How bout Rome one of these months?

Get up at 5:40 the next morning and leave about 5 til 6. Just beating the saffas alarm so they don’t get to say bye. I got stopped at the Swiss-Italy border…They made me park on the side and some dude comes over to look at my passport and then look in a couple boxes.
He asks: (pointing at my guitar case – while playing air saxo-ma-phone) what’s in there?
Me: A guitar.
Him: (points at a picture frame) Who is the artist.
Me: My ex-girlfriend
Him: a girl..hmpphh (not impressed). You can go.
Arrive home about 5. Have to rush to unload as the rental van has to be back by 7. Just barely make it and tell her about the scrape (they would have found it anyways)…and they charge me a 75€ “reporting fee”…seriously!!!!! What’s the lesson here. Honesty costs you 75€. Lying to them costs nothing…well done Europcar. You suck!!!! She said they’d call me yesterday with more info, but noones called yet. I hope the 75€ fee is for minor incidents that they don’t think will cost more than 75€. If it costs much more than that then I won’t be eating in December. The life of an immigrant is a happy life.
As for the scratch there was some paint on the van from the thing I scratched, but I managed to get that paint off and there was a tiny bit of discoloration on the van itself which I guess means I really did scrape off some of the van paint…anyways if I wasn’t rushing I could have bought some touch up paint or shoe polish or something over it, but that wasn’t an option unless I were to rent for another day…if I had known about the reporting fee then I would have just kept it another day…jerks!

So in short I made it. It was great to see everyone.

…and Matt is coming for a 2 day visit in December. Looking forward to it!!!

…and it was basically like 1o years worth of christmas in here unpacking my stuff….10 years worth of clothes, art, DVDs and an UNDAMAGED TV!!!! At least that turned out OK.

All of the garbage is still in here because of the weird garbage situation here…Not sure if I mentioned it already, but you can only take out certain types of garbage on certain days…So paper on every other Tuesday, Cans and bottles on every other Wed. etc…I don’t know if they really enforce it, but I’m sitting here with empty cardboard boxes waiting for next Tuesday…My full name also happens to be on the boxes…great! Cheaters never prosper…unless I cut out my name…hmmmmmm

…and no Birthday cards in the box….tsk. I’ll complain about it again next year 😉 but no worries people.

I don’t wanna brag, but…

An american colleague of mine asked me to translate “holy cow” to the italians today…My response was “mama mia” or “mio dio”. My Italian is incredible!

In the meantime, try to keep it ‘tween the ditches ya’ll…

I’m going to buy a 25 year old vespa. A colleague is selling it. It’s in great shape, and I guess bordering on classic. I have a fondness for classic things (I’m buying it from the same guy who said I reminded him of Tom Waits in “Down by law”…I’ll take that as a  compliment – I guess it’s lost little boy thing…)…anyways it’s got the engine that requires adding a bit of oil in with the gas. I remember my grandpa had a lawnmower like this. Is that what a 2 stroke engine is (my dad will know this…dad, is that right)?
Cheapest scooter I looked at and nearly old as heck :)…or nearly as old as me (ok, not even close…I remember 1984)…This is only a temporary hold me over until i can buy a 1960 something Fiat cinque cento (500). They are cool!
Anyway, I won’t have it for a while as the title transfer process seems rather convoluted (ah the life of an immigrant) as well as the italian insurance companies requiring you to pay for insurance for a whole year upfront (unsure if this is everyone all the time or only the first time you sign up for insurance)…

Should be back in Frankfurt City on Friday…I have days off and reserved a car 2 days ago, but have yet to receive an email confirming…I should probably worry about that…but hey it’s me 😉
It will be so nice to have my stuff again.

Sometimes when I shop and a middle age woman rings up my beer, wine, red bull, breakfast bars, snacks, and laundry detergent she gives me a look that’s part “tsk-tsk” and part “you poor thing, I want to feed you”.

I’m now up to 2 italian facebook friends.

…and since my pa asked for it. Here’s some pics of my place. Small but comfortable. You can see the docks in the balcony shots. This is where the Carrara marble is loaded from. Directly beyond the docks is the Med (I can see it from the rooftop terrace, but obviously not here)…

Benjamin, we’re meant to lose the people we love. How else would we know how important they are to us?

Just watched “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”…actually I should say I just finished watching it…turns out it was a 2 day project (the intermission was 16 hours or so). Sometimes it’s difficult to judge a movie watched over multiple sessions, but I quite liked it. Maybe if I had to watch it in one sitting I would have gotten bored, but I’d say it’s a keeper. I’m gonna give it a 10 out of 12 (if you don’t understand the rating system you haven’t been paying attention or reading for months on end). In one sitting I’m sure the rating would change, but oh well. It is what it is and it’s sunday.

I liked this quote:
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There’s no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.”

I was having a conversation with a colleague the other day about Brad Pitt. It’s easy to think of him a gossip type figure (not the colleague…the other one), but he is always really good (not the colleague). Which is to say I have a natural tendency to dislike his ilk (gossip queens…), but he always disproves or overcomes my prejudice against him (what road have I wrought?). I guess that makes me a fan (this isn’t going to make any sense at all). I watched “Spy Games” the other day, as well as rewatching “Burn After Reading” and now BenButt (I’m a big fan of BenButt…did you hear it got 10 out of 12). He’s aw’ight.
(I’ve had multiple conversations with that colleague and I have no idea what his name is…cool guy tho).

ah keys.

Remember when I was talking about keys a few weeks back…Well I got 7 keys for this place. No duplicates.
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Main door, flat door, mailbox, garbage room, first floor terrace, top floor terrace, bicycle storage room.
It’s quite a load…

and since you can see the tile colors…What color can you paint the walls with tile like that?

swine flu, politics, and Venn diagrams

2 people in the office have H1N1.
The pakistani man who works at the kebap shop thinks Obama is “Bush2…worse than Bush”. I guess that means he liked H.W.
It is a bit akward to attempt an intellectual conversation in a kebap shop whilst waiting for your food 🙂 You know you only have 2 minutes to chat…
me: “The two party system doesn’t work”
him: “two parties…there is only one party”

If I die in the next week it’s either swine flu or being hacked to death with a kebap machete 😉

I’m trying to get back to Frankfurt next weekend…you heard it here first! Keep you posted.

and some of these were funny (original page)

apparently americans can’t just do whatever they want to whilst in Italia…

Italy convicts 23 americans in CIA kidnapping.
So Obama show us you’re different from Bush and stand up for justice…or else don’t ever ask another country to extradite again.

I think I’m off for a kebap again…mmmm. My attempted rant about putting chips into a kebap was apparently out of line. The italians tell me they’re supposed to have chips in them. hmmmm. Culture clash.

I’ve just noticed that three of my facebook friends profile pictures originally had me in them, but I got cropped. I’m not sure what that’s a sign of. Do people just look good when they’re standing next to me? It can’t be that I make them look better by comparison because I was cropped…I’ll have to ponder this over my kebap with chips and katsup.

the best towel in the world…

When I moved in Alessandra asked if I needed anything. I had figured I’d have to buy some stuff, but I told her I had no blankets or towels. She left me the biggest, fluffiest towel I’ve ever had. It’s quite nice. I suppose most people have had gigantic fluffy towels already, but I guess this is a first for me…it’s almost like a bathrobe.

Google Maps shows me as living in the Med…not quite true.
I do think I’m the only person in this enclave (Oooh…I’ve never lived in an enclave before) who is under 35 (just barely) and has no form of motorized transportation. Spending all the money I’m saving by not having a car on rent. But loving it 🙂 …under the tuscan sun and all (I see Diane Lane shopping all the time)…living the dream???
It’s supposed to get below freezing on Friday…WHAT!!!

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