Tomorrow is a BBQ at some zoo….logic being that people won’t eat meat when we’re at a zoo….I guess we’re all vegetarians tomorrow…
I am not scared of monkeys…I am not scared of monkeys…I am not scared of monkeys….

Which reminds me of a poo story….in Bandon (by the sea) there was a petting zoo with a gorilla who liked to smoke…nevermind the morality of keeping a 500lb gorilla in a cage about half the size of my one room flat….but he would occasionally throw his poo, and on a field trip in the 4th grade he hit one of my teachers with some gorilla poo….highlight of my 4th grade year….teacher screaming and running into the gift shop cuz she had Gorilla poo in her hair….
score one for the gorilla….