My expert analysis of the Champions League final.

1) Ribery is ugggggly!
2) Chelsea had 1 corner and 1 goal (I think). Expert analysis tells me that Chelsea should just try to get a corner everytime.
3) Mata just looks like a guy in a pub. Not a football player.

***This is the end of my expert analysis!***

Final score: Boredom 1, CricketzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzz

I’ve never been a fan of american baseball. I always refer to it as an “East Coast Game”. In my own head I’m making fun of baseball and old people who live on the east coast at the same time, but after watching test cricket I have to say baseball is the greatest game ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…or at least the greatest game that america bastardized from the brits.

So we currently have England and Australia playing “The Ashes”. Which is a cricket test match that apparently goes for 5 straight days.

it’s even more boring than this entry… 🙂

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