The finger wag…

Italians have mastered the finger wag…I only ever see the finger wag when I ask someone “parla l’inglese”…I get the wag (and a “no!”) like I’ve just brought a beer and a Marilyn Manson shirt into church or something…Like shame on me for not speaking Italian. I don’t think I’ve noticed this reaction anywhere else.

The Vespa is fixed!!! Guy drained the gas (cuz he thought the oil mixture was wrong), but after that didn’t fix he took apart the carburetor and cleaned everything. He charged me 35€ for about an hours work  (and 2 test drives)…Which I think is really good. Nice guy and done amazing Vespa work…so there’s my recommendation for the Vespa shop in Marina di Carrara.

New York…Miami…whatever else there is…

So just to clear up the Vespa story from the other day…
Matteo and I looked up prices for a fender (used) and front light lens online and it would come out to about 50€ to replace all the parts that were damaged on the Vespa. Since the front fender was a bit buggered to begin with I wasn’t worried about trying to get the guy to pay for installation as well since I had already pondered replacing it. I was happy just to have him pay for some parts. Matteo called the dude on Friday and we agreed to meet and just get 50€ off him and call it good.

sidebar…I had to tell my story about 10 times on Friday as news apparently travels fast 😉 I had a mosquito bite sized bit of skin damage to show off so the story really wasn’t that compelling. I did figure out that the first couple times I told the story I left out important elements…the third time I got it down and the fourth time I was able to tell it with gusto, but after the fifth time I got bored and after a couple more times the story just sort of retards to “yeah…something happened, but I’m fine”. Let’s talk about the weather or something else…This  is why all my stories inevitable end up getting a rating of 1 (out of 10)…I just don’t really tell stories.

so that was the wrapup.
Today went to a couple scooter shops and got directions and then a quote. Went back out a bit later and go to this Vespa only shop near here. It was closed the first time I went by, but it’s open now. The guy was super nice. I was just hoping for a blinker lens as that seemed most critical at the moment.

He ended up hammering out the fender, gave me a new lens cover, greased everything up, adjusted the brakes, fixed another minor electrical problem etc.

After all that I asked for a price of a used seat, so he goes upstairs and comes back with a different used seat and a seat cover. I just took the cover since the other seat he had was also a bit wankered. All in all he must have spent at least 30 solid minutes just working on my Vespa. He was waffling over naming a price and as I only had 60€ on me my only concern was that it would cost more than that (which was fair in my mind). He consults with his daughter (approx age 7) on how much to charge me. She was shy so he just says tredici (30)…I was a bit surprised and told him to take 40. He wasn’t going to but when he opened his wallet he had a 1o€ and 50€ note…so he gives me the 10 and waves his hands around about not having change and says “OK 40, but you come back later for 10″. I won’t. Nice guy.
In the time I was there several other Vespa owners came up, so I guess the place is actually a Vespa club and stuff. Everyone was pretty nice.

Towards the end he asked if I was english? I said american and I think he asked me where in America (in Italian). Since he didn’t say dov’e I didn’t  know what he was saying.
I gave him the confused look…he says in english ‘New York, Miami, where?” I said Portland, but he didn’t know it so I said near Seattle…I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know where Seattle is, but I’m sure he’s heard of it.

It’s funny cuz now that I’m thinking about it I think a lot of Italian men have said to me “New York, Miami…”? I’m now of the opinion that a lot of older Italian men only know about New York and Miami…

For the Vespa owners…

Last night I think someone knocked over my Vespa. When I went out this morning to go for a ride there was a bit of gas and/or oil underneath it,  it was kind of at a slightly different angle than where I had parked it at. My first thought was that someone stole some gas or something, but there was still gas in it (less then there should have been).
I couldn’t get it started, but noticed when I tried to start it that there was lots of liquid coming out of the exhaust.
I left it for a few hours and went back. Thinking that if it had been tipped it might be flooded in some way (gas in the wrong place). Anyways went out a few hours later and got it started. Went for a ride and everything seems OK, but it’s running rougher.

After it did start I ended up with about a liter of gas and oil underneath it (as it was spitting out gunk for about 20 seconds after I started it…that’s not embarrassing at all 🙂

Anyways question for the Vespa owners (I guess that means Matteo and Piero). Does the oil and gas “unmix” when it’s not being run? I ask because there definitely seemed to be two consistencies (viscosities might be the better word) to the liquid coming out. Is that just oil from the gas tank or is it possible there is oil from another location (gear oil from transmission, crank case etc) that I need to check and refill?

I now have a goal…

From Matteo…

gloves and cool!

Made it home and back via the Vespa. It was really cold this morning and I wasn’t properly dressed. I have some old cotton gloves with holes in 3 of the fingers and I just decided today that they don’t work very well. In my head the ride would take about 2 minutes, but with the weather it felt like 2 hours. Will hopefully remedy this by next winter…
Added to to do list…

Also made a note to self not to use slang from high school as not everyone will understand me…
“I’m just gonna chill at home tonight”.

I’ve mastered all things Vespa except making a left turn…

Next up…4th gear and driving on sidewalks to avoid traffic laws and obstructions…a true Italian skill.
If I don’t show for work tomorrow someone please  check the hospitals 😉

Columbo is on TV right now. The one TV show that I’ve seen in every country I’ve been too….america’s greatest export???

still being productive…

Got my Vespa insurance today. This means I can drive the Vespa as soon as the weekend. I have not driving anything two wheeled with a motor since I was about 10.
Let me rephrase that…I haven’t driving anything with two wheels and a motor for 25 years.

Any statement that starts with “I haven’t” and ends with ….”for 25 years…” Pretty much is a sign that you are an old fogey. It’s funny – there’s not a lot of sentences I can form that end in …”for 25 years”, but the list of things you can say that about only ever gets bigger. I’m pretty sure it’s not capable of shrinking.

I’m also pretty sure that I’ve completely lost my mojo…

…and my favourite opening line of a song I’ve heard in the last week:
“He was trapped in a haircut he no longer believed in”
Billy Bragg – King James Version

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