OK people…I may have finally figured out how this blog works….In fact if I’m right I actually have a sort of format which kind of makes me a sophisticated blogger…
1) write something stupid/incomplete/vague/offensive
2) try to explain comments from a previous blog
3) Offend people or peoples
4) Write about how sexy I am.
here’s an example
step 1) write something either completely boring i.e.
The Frankfurt weather is nice…except when it’s windy…very much like Oregon, but without so much rain…
OR
write something that everyone can get behind…i.e.
Fat people are fat…
OR
old people are old…
OR
Midgets are short…
FOLLOWED BY a twist that offends…i.e. a statement that I agree with 19-99%…i.e.
…and the world is better off without them because they are expensive for health care etc.
another example…
People in cults should lock themselves underground and just kill themselves….
TWIST
christianity is a cult….
OR
Nirvana sucks!
Step 2) wait for someone to comment on my above statements and then half apologize…
uhhhh……I love midgets…
Step 3) Offending on purpose is hard….I never try to do it it just seems to happen….
Step 4) I am a sexy bitch!
hmmmmm if I was Matt I would have actually thought this through and formulated an opinion before writing, but since this is me…I just can’t do that and rarely edit myself…though maybe I will have to here…oh well happy thanksgiving anyways….
someone in Spain visited my page..hi Corinna….
I just realized since Corinna only checks this page about once every 3 months that she’ll probably never read that….