Deutsch I learned this week…

Ich Schlage dir die fresse ein!

literally “I strike you penetrate” but I guess it more directly translates to I’ll kick the shit out of you.

und

Korinthenkacker
“A raisin pooper — that is someone so taken up with lifes trivial detail that they spend all day crapping raisins. You can spot these types a mile off. It’s that irritating pen pusher of filing fanatic whose favourite job is tidying up the stationary cupboard.”

I have the best Deutsch teacher ever!!!

OK now to the format….

the xmas markt is nicht geöffnet (sorry I have no idea of the article).

from wiki:
The concept of Manifest Destiny has acquired a variety of meanings over the years, and its inherent ambiguity has been part of its power. In the generic political sense, however, it was usually used to refer to the idea that the American government was “destined” to establish uninterrupted political authority across the entire North American continent, from one ocean to the other.

and the 3/5 rule

Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons

Yes if you owned slaves you got extra votes…

Pretend I said something offensive…

damn I look good today…not my normal…wow I look good today, but really people…again…I’m not making anything up…

damn you mel!