reading the guardian may have given me two more bad analogies last night…

before I started watching footy I used to just say it’s nothing more than super slow hockey, but during last night’s ma’amU/Barca game I realized that football is really more like basketball than any other sport I can think of. Mostly half court (field) offense, pass the ball around until you get a mismatch or opening then take a shot…if there’s a bad pass/turnover then you get a breakaway chance…in footy you get 5-15? shots a game (per team) and in basketball you get 40-50?

ok. Just googled that and yes there are many people who have made this observation…I’m a tad slow…

This is my own revelation for myself…

the other…

when a woman cries a mans reaction is somewhat similar to his reaction when someone tries to get him to hold a baby (OH MY GOD…OH MY GOD…WHAT DO I DO…OH MY GOD)…”why…no…I’d rather not hold the baby.”

on that note….Women…never ever ever cry after sex…for the man this is like being asked to hold two babies at the same time…This will induce sure panic (you remember the signal don’t you?) and in some cases death (in case you’re captured you may need to take your own life…Here…you’ll need this (hammer))

Unfortunate Deutsch mistranslation of the night…
mohammed is in my that’s a pity…

remember the good ol’ days when i wrote about death and war and stuff 😉

might be travelling to Italia in May (business)…am very excited…can finally see what all the fuss is about 😉