I saw this online so I can’t take any credit, but it’s pretty funny…

Osama bin Laden has just released a new tv message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Friday was complete rubbish. British intelligence has dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

I thought I would feel patriotic or something if the yanks won their football match, but it’s not happening (I may have had a tinge on election day 2008). At least they have a nice path to the semis…