Friday the 13th…Part 35

not so much in a writing mood, but I guess I’d better before I forget the weekend…

Thursday night rented a van after work and started driving up towards Frankoforte. Drove about 3 hours to just before the swiss border and then drove around looking for a hotel. Found one for only 45eur so took it. I managed to scrape my rental van on the teeny tiny entrance to the parking area which worries me all weekend and even today.
Celebrated the coming of my birthday by sleeping through it, then get up in the  morning and continue on to swiss cheese land (my first visit). Italy has toll roads (the real freeways are tolls. If you want to drive backroads and take 23 times longer you can feel free to skip the toll, but only fools and guys riding bikes whilst wearing uniforms do that sort of thing), but in Swissville you pay a  one time a year fee for a sticker that goes in your window and I guess would be considered a toll as well (but this one is mandatory). I did that and continue driving through swissburg.
Now as I said I’ve never been to Swissland, and never had any desire to go, but WOW! It is a gorgeous place. Driving around the bottoms of the mountains and seeing the lakes, and mountains, and fall leaves was pretty amazing. I took absolutely no pictures, but if I had a car, a week and some cash I would go spend 7 nights in 7 cities.
With the help of many red bulls I push on and arrive to Frankfurt about 4PM. Drop off a load of laundry at kats and then we hit the wine market. It was a typical Friday afternoon. Bumped into a few people at the market…it was as if I’d never left…and I was hoping that life had stopped when I left, but alas the world continues… 🙂
Went to Waxes after and then Kat’s for Joeys…someone ordered wrong and we only got 2 pizzas which was not enough as Pete was in da haus! We tried ordering more pizza at 11:05, but Joeys was closed, so Pete volunteered to make us cheese and ham sandwiches until we ran out of ham…Well done though Pete. The sammiches were tasty! Happy birthday to me!!!
Actually once again only 1 person in Germany remembers when my birthday is…that always seems to happen :). Both my parents write me emails on Sunday to wish me happy day.

Saturday go to Ikea and load up the van. Then rush over to Matt’s…Driving around Frankfurt was horrible. It’s really strange to know a town by public transport, and then have to drive in it. Even worse when the town has subways. You sort of lose all sense of direction when you ride the subways regularly…anyways…Driving around Bergerstrasse was the worst…but I made it eventually. We watch that horribly boring Ireland footy team (ok. On this evening they were fairly entertaining I guess), and order pizza…cuz as we all know – you can’t get pizza in Italy!
I dropped my tv on it’s head while opening the back door of the van looking for clothes…This also stresses me out for the rest of the weekend…

Have lunch with Julia and then watch Couples Retreat at the english theatre. Good closure that! Nice choice…Go to Saffas for Mexican night! Pete is the king of green chile sauce! Nice job Pete! How bout Rome one of these months?

Get up at 5:40 the next morning and leave about 5 til 6. Just beating the saffas alarm so they don’t get to say bye. I got stopped at the Swiss-Italy border…They made me park on the side and some dude comes over to look at my passport and then look in a couple boxes.
He asks: (pointing at my guitar case – while playing air saxo-ma-phone) what’s in there?
Me: A guitar.
Him: (points at a picture frame) Who is the artist.
Me: My ex-girlfriend
Him: a girl..hmpphh (not impressed). You can go.
Arrive home about 5. Have to rush to unload as the rental van has to be back by 7. Just barely make it and tell her about the scrape (they would have found it anyways)…and they charge me a 75€ “reporting fee”…seriously!!!!! What’s the lesson here. Honesty costs you 75€. Lying to them costs nothing…well done Europcar. You suck!!!! She said they’d call me yesterday with more info, but noones called yet. I hope the 75€ fee is for minor incidents that they don’t think will cost more than 75€. If it costs much more than that then I won’t be eating in December. The life of an immigrant is a happy life.
As for the scratch there was some paint on the van from the thing I scratched, but I managed to get that paint off and there was a tiny bit of discoloration on the van itself which I guess means I really did scrape off some of the van paint…anyways if I wasn’t rushing I could have bought some touch up paint or shoe polish or something over it, but that wasn’t an option unless I were to rent for another day…if I had known about the reporting fee then I would have just kept it another day…jerks!

So in short I made it. It was great to see everyone.

…and Matt is coming for a 2 day visit in December. Looking forward to it!!!

…and it was basically like 1o years worth of christmas in here unpacking my stuff….10 years worth of clothes, art, DVDs and an UNDAMAGED TV!!!! At least that turned out OK.

All of the garbage is still in here because of the weird garbage situation here…Not sure if I mentioned it already, but you can only take out certain types of garbage on certain days…So paper on every other Tuesday, Cans and bottles on every other Wed. etc…I don’t know if they really enforce it, but I’m sitting here with empty cardboard boxes waiting for next Tuesday…My full name also happens to be on the boxes…great! Cheaters never prosper…unless I cut out my name…hmmmmmm

…and no Birthday cards in the box….tsk. I’ll complain about it again next year 😉 but no worries people.

In the meantime, try to keep it ‘tween the ditches ya’ll…

I’m going to buy a 25 year old vespa. A colleague is selling it. It’s in great shape, and I guess bordering on classic. I have a fondness for classic things (I’m buying it from the same guy who said I reminded him of Tom Waits in “Down by law”…I’ll take that as a  compliment – I guess it’s lost little boy thing…)…anyways it’s got the engine that requires adding a bit of oil in with the gas. I remember my grandpa had a lawnmower like this. Is that what a 2 stroke engine is (my dad will know this…dad, is that right)?
Cheapest scooter I looked at and nearly old as heck :)…or nearly as old as me (ok, not even close…I remember 1984)…This is only a temporary hold me over until i can buy a 1960 something Fiat cinque cento (500). They are cool!
Anyway, I won’t have it for a while as the title transfer process seems rather convoluted (ah the life of an immigrant) as well as the italian insurance companies requiring you to pay for insurance for a whole year upfront (unsure if this is everyone all the time or only the first time you sign up for insurance)…

Should be back in Frankfurt City on Friday…I have days off and reserved a car 2 days ago, but have yet to receive an email confirming…I should probably worry about that…but hey it’s me 😉
It will be so nice to have my stuff again.

Sometimes when I shop and a middle age woman rings up my beer, wine, red bull, breakfast bars, snacks, and laundry detergent she gives me a look that’s part “tsk-tsk” and part “you poor thing, I want to feed you”.

I’m now up to 2 italian facebook friends.

…and since my pa asked for it. Here’s some pics of my place. Small but comfortable. You can see the docks in the balcony shots. This is where the Carrara marble is loaded from. Directly beyond the docks is the Med (I can see it from the rooftop terrace, but obviously not here)…

swine flu, politics, and Venn diagrams

2 people in the office have H1N1.
The pakistani man who works at the kebap shop thinks Obama is “Bush2…worse than Bush”. I guess that means he liked H.W.
It is a bit akward to attempt an intellectual conversation in a kebap shop whilst waiting for your food 🙂 You know you only have 2 minutes to chat…
me: “The two party system doesn’t work”
him: “two parties…there is only one party”

If I die in the next week it’s either swine flu or being hacked to death with a kebap machete 😉

I’m trying to get back to Frankfurt next weekend…you heard it here first! Keep you posted.

and some of these were funny (original page)

It sort of seemed like a busy day.

I got up fairly early with the plan to go to La Spezia and do a bit of clothes shopping. I got to the train station about 10 am with no idea when the train comes. I figure at worst it’s once every hour…It is once every hour. Every hour EXCEPT the 10 o clock hour. So I have time to kill until 11:44. So I spent an hour and a half walking around the Massa train station. I did find a movie theatre in town. They seem to have 2 screens. So if I get desperate for a movie, any movie I know where to go. It will be in Italian…

I wandered past a movie rental store and went in. They also sell some videos and I found some documentary titled “I Sudditi del signore degli Anelli – Tutto Quello che Ancora non Sapete Sull Saga di Tokien e i Suolfan” or “The subjects of the Lord of the Rings – all those who do not know about Saga Tokien and Suolfan” (I have no idea what Suolfan is supposed to translate to – super fan or something).
A docu about the Lord of the Ring geeks. It got several film festival nominations…including the South Pole International Film Festival…what?!?…(my speculation – Previous winner “March of the Penguins”?)
My favorite part is that it has audio in Inglese, Francese, or Spagnolo (with subtitles in about 2o languages). So how does Italy rate? They were big enough to get their own packaging on this DVD, but not big enough to hire 12 people to do voiceover work…They could have gotten college interns or something to do it for free…
Haven’t watched it yet…
I did make it to La Spezia.
Here’s my free tip for americans travelling in Europe. Sometimes a city will have 2 or more train stops in a single city…This means if you need to get off at La Spezia CENTRALE don’t get off at La Spezia non-Centrale (whatever it was called).
Trains are cool. I went from Salem to Seattle several times when I was still in the States. It is a great trip. I recommend train travel to america…

Apparently I’m going to have to make a ramblings category as well 😉 as that seems to be what I’m doing now.

OK made it to La Spezia Centrale (it wasn’t me that got off at the wrong station, but two other americans on the train – I know the game). I wasn’t expecting for the stores to close for siesta. I think when I was in La Spezia in May they didn’t do that, but I could be wrong. The restaurants did, but that’s to be expected.
Anyway I mainly went to La Spezia to shop a bit as most of my clothes are still in ffm. I didn’t feel like hanging out for siesta so I came back and hung out here instead.

This seems like a really long entry to basically say I rode a train and walked around a bit…

“The subjects of the Lord of the Rings – all those who do not know about Saga Tokien and Suolfan”
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white…it might matter if you're persian…

There’s a “vigil” for jacko today in Frankfurt. Some sort of mini parade escorted by police cars. There are more people for this than for the Persian election “irregularities” protest. I thought only americans would be capable of such boorish behaviour…I think I’ve lost some respect for the germans today. Then again these might not be germanys best and brightest 😉

I’ve seen 2,0 for the last 3 days in a row…Cheers for doing my taxes mate!
He wanted me to write an epic blog entry about him…all I can think of at the moment is how I beat him at scrabble for 2 days in a row…I win you lose!!!!
I’m just going to go ahead and be embarrassed for you dude…
…Besides you only read this once every 4 months…I won’t have to mention the s.p. for a while then eh?

So I’ve been downloading some music this weekend (legally even!)…
The albums I’ve gotten…
Cracker w/ Leftover Salmon – O cracker where art thou – Great…bluegrass versions of their own songs…love it!
The Dead Brothers – Wunderkammer – These guys are on the same label as C.W. Stoneking (pre war 20’s calypso blues)…this is a gem. Closest/simple comparison is Tom Waits…but imagine if Tom Waits had only good songs…This is what it would be like…recommended…if anyone wants a listen lemme know.
I suppose I could also say this is overproduced Stoneking songs with a full band…but then I suppose that sort of describes Tom Waits as well…
Todd Snider – East Nashville Skyline – Love it! With songs like ‘Tillamook County Jail’ and ‘the Ballad of the Kingsmen’ he sometimes reminds me of Oregon. Just found out today he was born in Portland. Did not know that…great folk/Country singer…great album.
Zeno Tornado & the Boney google Brothers – Lover of your Dreams -  Also same label as Stoneking and the Dead Brothers…Sort of covers the country/Rockabilly crossroads, but much better than the straight rockabilly bands you find about all the time (though they aren’t bad either, but they do get repetitious after a bit). This I think I will be listening to for a while…probably because it’s more country/bluegrass than rock n roll…recommended as well of course (else I wouldn’t have downloaded it I suppose…)
Raconteurs – Consolers of the Lonely – Better than their first album…

Forced 2,0 and Katja to watch Ricky Gervais series ‘Extras’ this weekend. Great show…I saw the first series in the States, but had never seen in on DVD here until last week…snapped up the season 1 DVD immediately. That was the only season they had so I am still waiting for season 2 (and no idea if there was a season 3). For anyone who doesn’t know who Gervais is – he was one of the creators of The Office…that’s the British one…not the american one…

Read a far lefty blog who is convinced McCain wins…this is a great election season…love it!!!

Nice job last night!
Gee, Thanks coach! 🙂

Two years here and I suddenly have an inkling to go back to the states…I really want to see my nan one last time.

I should not spend time alone…it’s not good for me 😉

so I’m told that some people under 30 have a talent for pressing flowers (I’m pretty sure you know who you are 😉 and I’m pretty sure you’re the only one)…so many comments to make…bloody germans!!! 😉

I’m taking today off to go get my work permit renewed…

I’ve watched the Producers twice, but still missed the ending. I think I fell asleep both times.

I managed to fall asleep at 23:00 and then managed to get up at 5…what a great idea!!!
This has to be a sign that I’m getting old right?

I’ve been here almost 2 years.

well then…where is Czechoslovakia?

I’m not quite sure when or why this happened, but I think I’m the most popular customer at my starbucks. I get hellos and smiles from literally everyone that works there (and the semi regular free drink coupon). It’s even now to the point where I get hellos on the street and I even got a handshake today when I went in (for the second time).
It’s not uncommon to get a handshake here at a restaurant or pub you are a regular at, but I’ve never seen an employee shake hands with a customer in starbucks…next up ‘the hip hop shoulder’…my little slice of americana in Deutschland.

watched Gross Pointe Blank today…I still think it’s a great movie…if I could only find ‘Better off dead’ in this country then John Cusack could just retire for me…

…also watched the lads play footy against some Iranians today. Luckily for all of us the Iranians wanted a game so I didn’t have to play. Also luckily for me is that when the rain started I was able to head to a cafe while they had to keep playing.
Then dinner at a czech restaurant (note to americans: There is no such thing as Czechoslovakia).

I’m going to suck on my pixie stick from Euro Disney and watch ‘the producers’ now…haven’t seen it. I heard it was good. I’m probably going to be disappointed.

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