Pub Quiz

I just participated in my first pub quiz (at Macs)…I wasn’t planning on it, but after my weekend I didn’t want to sit at home so I mosey’d to mac’s for dinner and was about to leave when i was invited to the pub quiz…we’ve talked about pub quiz for months and so I decided why not join…It was actually quite fun…with a little help from Mona I managed to finish in the top half…considering the number of questions on Europe, art, literature etc. I thought i did rather well…I did however get the question wrong about which president imposed prohibition and which one ended it…however I have to ask (now) if a president really had power to do that, or if it was in fact congress that would have done that…regardless…if I had known who was president during 1920 and 1933 I would have gotten the question right…I think my answers were wilson and roosevelt, but those were wrong…anyways…

i just managed to write the longest paragraph ever about basically nothing…

in post production i see that Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo is…being… post produced…(wow!!!! draw your own conclusions about that last sentence…. that is quality)…
Neil Patrick Harris is in it…can’t wait….

I can’t believe I was in London last Monday…seems like ages ago…

Two Gallants

Two gallants was GREAT last night!!!! I think it pretty much had to be the best show I saw all year. not my most anticipated show, but incredible! Mouseonturm was a decent venue. Kind of an old crowd though…lots of baldness and gray hair…that was weird…also a lot of 20/30 something nerds…Ponytails, large bellies et.al.

the opening band was from Portland (Blitzen trapper) so I spent most of that set yelling “185th and Burnside”…I don’t even know what that means…they all had beards so I actually said the words ,,I wish I had a beard”. It is Nikolaus season after all…

I also saw a kid with airwalks, baggy jeans and flannel…dude…1989 was cool!!!! were you even alive then???

There was one guy dancing so bad that I was actually mocking him…and if I’m making fun of someone’s dancing technique….WOW!!!

Now that I’ve mastered talking about the weather in Deutsch (Das wetter ist schön! oda Das wetter ist schlecht!) I’m just going to move on to politics…can someone please teach me to ask something like “what do you think of the legitimacy of the state of Israel? Then for 2.0 I need to add in a comment about muslims with iPod’s (auf Deutsch).

Alternative saying to learn would be something along the lines of…”The world obviously can’t handle a Western standard of living so as India and China get richer the west needs to get poorer…I think it’s dependant on the United states to start bombing other rich countries (there’s only ever been one country to use a Nuclear weapon during war right?) for the good of humanity…”

Obviously I have no interest in any sort of response or discussion I just want to learn to say something that might irritate people on a more intelligent level than “du bist eine fötze!” (picture ronaldo in a 30 meter puddle).

got my state of Oregon refund check today…thank you gordon smith…the gift that keeps on giving…(I believe it was Gordo that brought back the kicker checks instead of having a credit on thenex t years return). On a related note…has anyone ever tried to cash a check in DE? I’ve never seen anyone use a check here…will they let me deposit it? actually I’ve never seen a deposit slip here either….

I have a package at Deutsch Post…I hope this is from me mum 🙂

I didn’t even know Quiet Riot was sick…

I just watched a you tube video of quiet riot…before my time…but I knew the song (metal health) from my uncle bob…every song I know from the 80’s I know from him….I remember having to go into his room when he had the record (huh..vinyl…) on full blast while he was taking a shower and having to turn the music off…the room was vibrating and stuff….ahhh…journey….loverboy….def lepard….bon jovi…even metallica….mention any of these names and i think of you bob….I only wish you had the hair… 😉

saddest thing about the video is that at one point I may have been tapping my toes to the music…”Metal health will drive you wild!!!”

there may be a pre pre party at minnesota lawyers tomorrow…the actual party is next weekend and I will be in France…

the Pre party is on Saturday….gluhwein makes people say strange things….

two gallants tickets purchased by 2,0…fingerpickin’ guitar….always makes me think of grandpa squires…

Since I’m now on family….rumour has it I’m 1/16 Indian (Native American) and 1/16 German.

I’m going to buy this shirt in honour of america…since my last sweatshirt magically disappeared…someone get me a sweatshirt for xmas…Large please since Medium doesn’t cover my sexy arse… 🙂

After Yesterdays entry i got another email asking about the england job…I just can’t even make it any clearer….when i say THE ENGLAND JOB…it’s the national coach of the football team….THEY AREN’T GOING TO HIRE ME AND I WAS NOT APPROACHED ABOUT THE JOB…. 😉

my deutsch teacher had a 5 minute conversation with me in English during the middle of Deutsch class…I will forgive him cuz he’s a pretty good teacher I think, but he has my address now…should I be scared….?

Randoms

more thoughts on france…

KLM is not the greatest airline I’ve ever been on….when i say not the greatest I don’t mean to imply that they aren’t they worst airline ever…however considering the business I work in I would never say anything like KLM is the worst airline ever…never ever…never…but I do want to be clear that KLM is not the best airline I’ve ever been on…

that is all on that topic…

french cab drivers are more than willing to rip you off…jerks….no tips…

I’ve complained about the rude Germans waiting to get on the streetcar, but the french are worse…the germans will stand there and not really get out of the way as you are attempting to dismount…while the bloody french will actually try to board the train before everyone is even off…I’ve started to just run into people as i get off…unless they make an effort to get out of my way or they are old ladies…I think this is like road rage on the public transport…

on a related topic can a german give me some deutsch I can utter to warn people that I’m about to run into them if they don’t get out of my way…achtung hackfresse!!!! I’m about to run into your sorry arse, and If I’m carrying a bag that hits you a second time I’m not sorry about it…

Bordeaux has sprawl…it makes me appreciate Frankfurt….ahhh sweet sweet Frankfurt…

mom I still need your address!!!! are you still on dial up?

sharing Frisbee stories really brings two people closer…

everyone has one frisbee story and it always involves the time someone got hit in the face with a frisbee…

why does MS want to capitalize Frisbee….I can’t express how that makes me feel.

ramblings

So it’s some religious holiday today so Hessen is closed down. My building is empty. It seems the whole inner city empties out on bank holidays.
luckily (***) over in the square there’s some religious americans singing…great…who’s bright idea was it to spend money bringing over americans to sing to the asian tourists in the square….money well spent. Why don’t you send them to Eng a lund or something…

Other things I learned this week….
Hammocks rock!!!!
Little Timmy is the greatest player in Europe…and he’s not a donkey.
Italians only play football to dry their greasy hair.

Parrots?

Had a discussion last night on who would win a fight between a Ninja and a Pirate. After a bit of consideration it becomes obvious that the Ninja would win easily.
Assume both had weapons…the Ninja has stars, and the Pirate has 4 single shot pistols…He would have not chance to reload…He’s probably drunk, has one good leg and a patch and a hook…even if he wasn’t drunk the odds are that the ninja would get the first shot off, and I would trust the ninja with one shot rather than the crooked pirate with one shot…If it got to hand to hand combat even with the hook the pirate would have a disadvantage…I would say 8 times out of 10 the Ninja wins in a room with no obstructions and if there were obstructions (say on a pirate ship) the ninja would win 98% of the time.
in retrospect it’s a silly question because the two are not evenly matched. Even a kid can win at horsehoes once in a while (infinite monkeys at infinite keyboards…).

I’m glad that adult people can have conversations like this…

Had a discussion last night on who would win a fight between a Ninja and a Pirate. After a bit of consideration it becomes obvious that the Ninja would win easily.
Assume both had weapons…the Ninja has stars, and the Pirate has 4 single shot pistols…He would have not chance to reload…He’s probably drunk, has one good leg and a patch and a hook…even if he wasn’t drunk the odds are that the ninja would get the first shot off, and I would trust the ninja with one shot rather than the crooked pirate with one shot…If it got to hand to hand combat even with the hook the pirate would have a disadvantage…I would say 8 times out of 10 the Ninja wins in a room with no obstructions and if there were obstructions (say on a pirate ship) the ninja would win 98% of the time.
in retrospect it’s a silly question because the two are not evenly matched. Even a kid can win at horsehoes once in a while (infinite monkeys at infinite keyboards…).

I’m glad that adult people can have conversations like this…

Vickki and Clinton

The brits are gone…
My friends Vikki and Clinton came from London. I took over my flat from Vikki and so we kept in touch and now they came to visit again. Since we had such a great time on their last night here. I think there was some drinking involved. Clinton got sick cuz he’s weak…

So this weekend we went to the xmas fair, the Irish Pub, the Irish pub and the Irish Pub. At least the barkeeps were different each time. I’m sure they defended the Queen and stuff…Limeys…i jest, but they are good people and food friends. Clinton can dance and I can’t play pool.

Tonight it was newcomers Network. The places for non Germans to hang out and “mingle”. We didn’t Mingle.
Who likes them people? The same group of us from the Irish pub sit and make fun of everyone else…
We like strangers. I hate Americans.

Matt’s a wussy boy!

Modest Mouse Rules!!!

We saw Borat today (second time for me). I still didn’t see the “Throw the Jew down the well” scene again that all the critics talked about. Did they edit it from the German version of the film?
Do they have censors in Germany?

The story of the ex-KGB guy who was poisoned in the UK is quite an interesting story. I wonder how it’s covered in the States.

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