I used my passport as proof of ID yesterday and the bird said “oh my god. I’ve never seen one of these before” #Merica.

California Is Poised to Enact the Strictest Farm Antibiotics Law in the Country motherboard.vice.com/read/californi… via @motherboard

I watched #ronin and #47ronin back to back. May be the #bestsundayever! #retirementisawesome

Done! #europeanvacation #lastdayofwork

The end of capitalism has begun gu.com/p/4ay9c/stw

Dear superglue, you’re kind of awesome! Cheers. Joe

Read the Iranian foreign minister’s super passive aggressive response to Tom Cotton vox.com/2015/3/9/81809… via @Max_Fisher

Neptune: An Almost-Crazy Idea for Upending the Smartphone Ecosystem | WIRED wired.com/2015/02/neptun…

My two biggest accomplishments this month were going to the post, and refilling a zippo lighter. #stressedandhungry